Sure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in style when you rock this space aesthetic shirt. It also makes a great gift for an aetheist, skeptic or free thinker friend who knows the universe is indifferent to suffering.

Shirt Info:

• Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
• Scoop neck
• Relaxed fit

Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)